its 736pm and its raining cats and dogs..and my dog sara is out there in the rain. i mean, its not like i didn't provide her with a shed or anything..she's just crazy like that. im looking at her through the glass sliding door and i just can't help wondering whats going through her mind at this moment.
The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
one of my favourite bands of all time, The Wallflowers. not many knew about this band, but the lead singer (and songwriter), jakob dylan is actually the son of the legendary bob dylan. who knew?! but sadly, its been a while since they've last produced an album. here's a video of my all-time fave song by The Wallflowers - One Headlight.
well it was exactly 4.36am when i stumbled upon these funny quotes by skittles on their facebook page. here are some of it that'll tickle your funny bones..be ready..
* "never challenge a turtle to breakdance. they can backspin forever."
* "pugs are the original gangsters."
* "My new hairless sheep are hypoallergenic, but it’s hard to make a whole sweater out of their eyebrows."
* "My savings have started to disappear lately - I think my piggy bank is getting sneaky."
* "Just had deja vu about having deja vu. Is that deja vu vu?" (LOL)
* "Alligator wrestling is fine, but I prefer tickle fights with crocs."
Anyways, the list of funny quotes are endless so might as well just share a link ;P
here it is: http://www.facebook.com/skittles
the reason for this post title is because i'm currently in a phase where i just love to dress colourful or colour blocking or so they call it :p i just came back from shopping a while ago and i've bought loads of colourful accesories from electric blue to neon yellow to shocking pink. now ain't it wonderful to be a girl! here are just a few of what i bought :p
never in a million years would i ever imagine myself blogging (ugh.) but since it is "compulsory" as part of an assignment in my IT class, i have little but no choice to create one. and honestly, i'm a little excited to try something new :P so voilà!
